Cats and Metal · Custom Service

Your cat.
Metal album
cover. $45.

I take your cat → put them on any metal album cover. Free draft first. Pay only if you love it.

Get my cat on a cover →
24–48 hr turnaround 4K resolution 100+ metalheads served
// 01 — Origin

Meet Burzik.

Burzik on Archspire's Too Fat To Die — viral on r/TechnicalDeathMetal

This is Burzik. He's a real cat. He lives with me.

One day I put him on Archspire's "Too Fat to Die" cover. Posted it on r/TechnicalDeathMetal. The metal community lost their minds.

Now everyone wants their cat on a metal album cover. So that's what I do.

"Very reasonable." — first paying customer, $81 for 2 covers
// 02 — The Archive

Past commissions.

Every metal cat is a one-off. Pick any band, any era, any vibe — Burzik below has been through them all.

Meowstodon — Crack The Pawe
Meowstodon · Crack The Pawe
Cathory
Cathory
Slipkat Meowa
Slipkat · Meowa
Catspire — Too Fat To Die
Catspire · Too Fat To Die
Meowstodon — Remeowssion
Meowstodon · Remeowssion
Cats Against The Machine
Cats Against The Machine
// 03 — The Process

How it works.

01

Send your cat

Drop me a clear photo of your beast + the album cover you want them on. Or just name a band — I'll pick a fitting record.

02

Free draft

Within 24–48 hours, I send you a draft. Don't like it? No charge, no hard feelings.

03

Love it? Pay → 4K

Once you approve, $45 unlocks the full 4K version. Optional: slap it on a tee, hoodie, sticker, or mug.

// 04 — Pricing

Pick your poison.

Single cover
One cat. One cover.
$ 45
  • 1 cat → 1 album cover
  • 4K resolution
  • 24–48 hr turnaround
  • Free draft first
  • 1 free revision
Get one →
Most popular
Double trouble
Two covers. Better deal.
$ 80 $90
↓ Save $10
  • 2 covers (same or different cats)
  • 4K resolution
  • 24–48 hr turnaround
  • Free draft first
  • 1 free revision per cover
Get two →
// 05 — Optional

Put it on merch.

Wear your metal cat.

Once your cover is done, I can slap it on a t-shirt, hoodie, sticker pack, or mug. Custom orders ship from catsandmetal.store — usually starting at $25. Just ask after we wrap up your cover.

Browse merch →
// 06 — Common questions

FAQ.

24–48 hours from when I receive your photo + album reference. The actual creative work takes 10–15 minutes — the rest is buffer for replies, revisions, and life.
No charge. The whole point of the free-draft model — you only pay if you love it. I'll also offer one free revision if it's close but not quite right.
Clear, well-lit, sharp. Front-facing or 3/4 angle works great. Higher resolution = better result. Phone photos are totally fine — Burzik's first cover came from an iPhone shot. Avoid heavy filters.
Literally any metal band — black, death, doom, prog, sludge, thrash, post-, you name it. Send me the album you want, or just a band name and I'll pick a fitting record. Non-metal? Talk to me.
Personal use only by default — wallpapers, prints, posters, your own merch for fun. If you want commercial rights (selling prints, using on your band's stuff, etc.) we can talk — usually a separate license.
Only after you approve the draft. I'll send you a secure invoice (Stripe / PayPal) and once it's paid, you get the full 4K file delivered to your inbox.